A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, â€œWhere have you been?â€ â€œI’ve been to the pub,â€ slurs the drunk.
â€œWell,â€ says the cop, â€œit looks like you’ve had quite a few.â€
â€œI did alright,â€ the drunk says with a smile.
â€œDid you know,â€ says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, â€œthat a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?â€
â€œOh, thank heavens,â€ sighs the drunk. â€œFor a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.â€
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