A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but â€œNescafe.â€ Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: â€œGood till the last drop.â€ Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: â€œBenson & Hedges.â€ Mom now knew to go straight to her husbandâ€™s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: â€œExtra Long. King Size.â€ She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: â€œBritish Airways.â€
Mom took out her latest Harperâ€™s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: â€œThree times a day, seven days a week, both ways.â€ Mom fainted.
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