A teacher told her class to go home and the first 5 words
they heard they were to say in school the next day.
One boy went home and as soon as he walked into the kichen he heard his mother say:
“SHUT UP!!!!”
So he wrote down”shut up” on a pice of papper.
He went into the living room to find his dad wathching a movie, and it said:
“Yea Baby!”
So he wrote that down on his paper.
He was going through the dining room to go to his sisters room, when he heard a Batman episode on. The theme song was on, and it said:
“Da-na-na-na Batman!!”
So he wrote that down too. When he got to his sisters room, she was praticing for the school play. He came in when she sang:
“Over the rainbow!!!”
When he wote that down he shouted “Yes, I’m done my homework!”
When he went to school the next day the teacher aked him to say his words first. He stood up and said:
“Shut up!”
The teacher was furious and said “Excuse me? Do you want to go to the Principal’s office youngman?” The boy replied,
“Yea baby.” So the teacher sent him to the office right away.
Still saying his wods the princiapal asked him “Who do you think you are telling a teacher to shut up?” The boy answerd,
“Da-na-na-na Batman!!”
“Oh really?” said the principal “Where do you think you’re going now?” the boy answerd the simple question with a simple answer,
“Over the rainbow!”

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Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

“Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?” Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty! !” Exclaimed Katie.

“Correct.” Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up “Who created Heaven and Earth?” Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil “Jesus Christ almighty!” she exclaims.

“Correct again.” Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil again, and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!”

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One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.

So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said “I’m going to take a shower and the little girl said “Oh, can I take a shower with you?” and the babysiter said ” Uh, O.K. Just don’t look down.”

When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said “What’s that?”

The guy said “Um, it’s a ruber ducky” and the girl says “O.K.”

Then the babysiter said “I’m tired I’m going to go to sleep.” and the girl says “Can I go to sleep with you?” and the guy says “Um, O.K. Just don’t look under the covers.”

So when they’re in the bed there’s a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and says “Can I play with your rubber ducky because I’m scared” and the guy says ” Uh, O.K.” and he falls asleep.

The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl “What Happened” and the little girl says”The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it’s head off.”

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One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter’s purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter’s purse and finds cigarettes. She says, “Oh my god, I’m so ashamed! My Daughter smokes.”

So, the redhead goes through her daughter’s purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter drinks.”

So, finally, it’s the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter has a penis.”

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