What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
What did the blonde say after her doctor told her she was pregnant? “Is it mine?”
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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