Joke of the Day – A Blondes Flight To Chicago

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because thats the type of ticket she paid for.

Dumb BlondeThe blonde woman replies, Im blonde, Im beautiful, Im going to Chicago and Im staying right here.

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that theres a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, Im blonde, Im beautiful, Im going to Chicago and Im staying right here.

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, You say shes blonde? Ill handle this. Im married to a blonde. I speak blonde. He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, Oh, Im sorry, then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

I told her first class isnt going to Chicago.

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Joke of the Day – Jims birthday

It was Jims birthday, and he was considered to be an old man by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jims friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said Hi Im your birthday present!

Startled, he asked What am I supposed to do with you?

Im yours for super sex, she answers.

So Jim replied Well, Im 75 years old so Ill have the soup.

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Joke of the Day – 13 margaritas

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?

MargaritaSo the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, Well, my first blow job. The bartender smiles and replies, Yea, thats a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!

Nah, the guy replies…. If thirteen doesnt get the taste out, nothing will.

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Joke of the Day – bunch of flowers

A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says “I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days”. The husband says “Why? Don’t you have any vases?”
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