Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. “Sorry I’m a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore.”
9. “Show me how you used to spank her.”
8. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”
7. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”
6. “I just got my license today.”
5. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature.”
4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”
3. “Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?”
2. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.'”
1. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.

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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

“Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?”

“What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?”

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This man walks into the kitchen, looks at his wife and says “My God, your ass is getting as big as a barbeque”. That night they are in bed and he is getting frisky. She turns to him and says “If you think that I am going to fire up the barbeque for one little wiener, then you’re crazy”.

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