A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”

The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”

The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”

The the lady says, “Give me a gorgeous man.”

The genie replies, “You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”

The lady says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it.”

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.”

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, “Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?”

“This is the maid,” answered the woman.

“We don’t have a maid!”

“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”

“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”

“Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”

“What do I have to do?”

“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with.”

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”

“Throw them in the swimming pool!”

“What pool?”

“Uh….. Is this 832-4821?”

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