Joke of the Day – Hemorrhoids

This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, “It’s not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass.” The doctor then says “I’ll give you the first dose, then you can have your wife give you the second this evening.” The man replies “okay.” Later that evening he is talking to his wife and tells her what the doctor said, and she said she would help. She puts one hand upon his shoulder and tells him to bend over. All of the sudden the guy screams “Oh My God!!” “What’s wrong?” The man replies, “I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders when he gave me my medicine!”

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Joke of the Day – Three guys

Three guys were discussing how drunk they got the night before. The first one says “I was so drunk, I blew chunks all night!” The second one says, “I was so drunk I passed out in an alley!” The third one says “That’s nothing, I got so drunk I brought home this dame I didn’t even know and had sex with her. Then my wife walked in!” The first guy says, “Uh…I don’t think you two understood how drunk I was… Chunks is my dog.”

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Joke of the Day – Low self-esteem

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, “Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.”
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