Joke of the Day: At the Pharmacy

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into her local RiteAid pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, „I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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Joke of the Day: Muslim Boy

A Muslim boy moves to Ireland and on his first day of school his teacher asks, “What is your name?”

“My name is Mohammed” the boy replies.

“You live in Ireland now, Your new name is Mike” says the teacher.

The boy smiles and has a good time in his classes.

After school the boy returns home and is greeted by his mother.

“How was your first day at school, Mohammed?” his mother asks.

“I live in Ireland now, my new name is Mike!” The boy replies.

His mother becomes infuriated, “Have you forgotten where you came from? Your heritage? You have disgraced your ancestors!”

and his mother beat him and when his father comes home from work he does the same.

The next day the boy returns to school and his teacher sees his fresh bruises.

“Mike! What happened?” asked the teacher.

The boy replies with a grimace “Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman I was jumped by two fu*king Arabs!”

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Joke of the Day: Bit on the butt

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on his butt by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

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Joke of the Day: Organs Talking

ll of the organs are deciding who should be in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “I run all the body’s systems, without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the heart, “I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over.”

“No! I should be in charge,” said the stomach, “I process the food that gives us energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “without me the body couldn’t go anywhere.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the anus, “I am responsible for waste removal.”

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work, the ass hole is usually in charge.

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