A man rings the police “Help, there’s someone in my back shed, stealing my tools!”
He’s told by the police officer on duty “Sorry Sir, there’s no units available. Stay inside your house and lock the door”
He calls back shortly after; “It’s me again. You know that man that was in my shed? Don’t worry about it. I’ve shot him.”
A dozen units show up within minutes, lights flashing, sirens blaring and the police catch the burglar in the act. A furious policeman marches up to the old man “I thought you said you’d shot him?!”
He replies; “And I thought you said there were no police units available”.
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