3 guys are shipwrecked on an island full of cannibals.
The cannibals catch them and say “bring us 10 fruits or we will kill you”. The first man comes back with ten pears the cannibals tell him “we’ll stick them all up your ass if you dont move a muscle we’ll let you live”
They force the first one up his ass he doesn’t say anything but as soon as they touch the other pear he says Ow!
They throw him in a cage the second man comes back with ten berries they tell him the same thing and start filling him up. They stick the first one he doesnt say anything then the second one the the 3rd 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th but as soon as they stick the 10th on up his ass he starts laughing
They throw him in a cage next to the other guy who says, “DUDE you were doing so well why’d you laugh?” “Because i saw the other guy coming with ten pineapples”
Buy Stretch Mark Cream at Stretch-Mark.net