Three American colonels are in the US military are about to retire and they are offered an economic compensation which consists of multiplying 100’000 dollars by the distance in inches they have between two parts of their body that they choose.
Colonel McDowell chooses this distance to be from his toe to the edge of his longest hair on his head and the result is 72 inches, so that means he gets $7’200’000.
Colonel Smith chooses the reach of his arms, that is from the tip of his right index finger to the tip of his left index finger, which results in a distance of 75 inches (so he gets $7.5M).
Finally Colonel McConaughey chooses the distance from the tip of his penis to his balls
-”Colonel, choose two parts that are more separated, you’ll win more money that way!” – says the soldier in charge of the measurement.
-”No, i’m sure these are the parts i want measured, please proceed!” – answers the colonel. The soldier then proceeds to take the measuring tape from the tip of colonel’s dick and stretches the tape to reach the balls when suddenly he stops and asks “Wait…where are your balls?!”
-”I lost them in Vietnam”
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