A man is walking along when he sees a ladder going straight up into the clouds. His curiosity gets the better of him so he starts climbing.
He reaches a cloud, upon which is sitting a stout, ugly woman.
“Screw me or climb the ladder to success,” she says.
No thanks, thinks the man, so he climbs the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud is a slightly thinner woman, who is a bit easier on the eye.
“Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success,” she says.
“Well,” thinks the man, “might as well keep going.”
On the next cloud is another lady who this time is very attractive.
“Screw me now or climb the ladder to success,” she flirted.
As he turns her down and goes on up the ladder, the man thinks to himself that this was getting better the further he went.
On the next cloud is an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the whole works. “Fuck me hard or climb the ladder to success,” she begs.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400-pound ugly man, armpit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
“Who the hell are you?” the man asked.
“Hey cutie,” said the ugly fat man, “my name is Cess!”
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