Archive for February, 2011

Joke of the Day: Skyscraper Bar

Guy goes into a skyscraper bar. A guy at the bar says, “When it’s windy out like tonight the breeze blows between the buildings and creates an updraft. If you jump out this window, an air current spins you around and blows you back in. Look.” And he does it. 1st guy tries it and […]

Joke of the Day: Talking Too Much

Eight-year-old Wendy brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Wendy is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I […]

Joke of the Day: Blonde stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, […]

Joke of the Day: Joe’s on his deathbed

As Joseph Balk lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife Diane, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept […]