Female Comebacks!
Man: Havent I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Ill go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: Im a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
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