A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, Where have you been? I’ve been to the pub, slurs the drunk.
Well, says the cop, it looks like you’ve had quite a few.
I did alright, the drunk says with a smile.
Did you know, says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?
Oh, thank heavens, sighs the drunk. For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.
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