Joke of the Day – Would you please do me a favor?
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Joke of the Day – Would you please do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.

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Joke of the Day – I  often feel guilty
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Joke of the Day – I often feel guilty

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.””I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.””NO!!!” exclaimed the nurse. “I want you to fix it so I won’t feel guilty and depressed afterward!”

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