A truck driver hauling a container load of computers out of Silicon Valley stops at a cafe for a cup of coffee. As he enters, he follows a nerdy guy with tape on his glasses and a pocket protector. The proprietor doesnt say a word, but pulls out a shotgun and blows the geek away. Whyd you do that? cried the truck driver. Oh, dont worry, since the nerds have overpopulated Silicon Valley, theyre in open season. You dont even need a license! The driver finishes his coffee, gets back in his truck, and as he heads out of the driveway, his load shifts, his back door opens and his load of computers spills out all over the road. Immediately a huge crowd of nerds forms, grabbing his computers. Remembering the incident in the café, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away until a cop arrives and orders him to stop. Whats wrong, officer? I thought it was open season on nerds? Well, yeah, replied the cop. But it aint fair to bait em!
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