Joke of the Day: Dead Rooster

Mark was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

Shaken, Mark pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell.

A farmer appeared. Mark somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.”

“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”
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