Joke of the Day: Drunk on the Floor

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a pub and fell flat on his face onto the hardwood floor.

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled out the back to the pub’s patio.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first onto the patio floor.

“Screw it,” he thought. “I’ll just crawl home.”

The next morning, his wife found him outsite sleeping on the porch floor.

“You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she said.

“Uh, yes,” he said sheepishly. “How did you know?”

“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”


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