Joke of the Day: 2 Drunks

2 Drunks in a pick-up truck are parked on a gravel road when they see the Sheriff pull in behind them.

The passenger starts to panic but the driver says “It’s cool man, just chug your beer, rip off the label, stick it on your forehead, and stash the bottle under the seat.”

So the sheriff gets to the truck door and sees 2 drunks with Budweiser labels on their faces.

He cocks his brow inquisitively and says “You boys ain’t been drinkin, have you?”.

The driver beams a smile, points to his his forehead and says “Oh no officer, we’re on the patch”.


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