Confucious says, man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucious says, man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Confucious says, man who buys drowned cat ends up with wet pussy.
Confucious says, man who drop watch in toilet has shitty time.
Confucious says, woman who worth weight in gold probably cost as much.
Confucious says, oral sex make your day; anal sex make your hole weak.
Confucious says, man who goes to sleep with itchy bumhole, wake up with smelly fingers
Confucious says, baseball very strange game. How can man with four balls walk?
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