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Joke of the Day: Flooring Store

The owner of a flooring store was dismayed when a brand new floor company own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS ON FLOORING’

He was even more horrified when another flooring store opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading ‘LOWEST PRICES ON WOOD FLOORS’

The store owner panicked, he was in business for 20 years and barely getting by anymore because of the recession.

Then he got a good idea. He put the biggest sign over his own store. It read: ‘MAIN ENTRANCE’


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