Joke of the Day: Get with secretary

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you. But don’t worry – I’ll make it fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.”

After thinking for a moment, she called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, “Do it. But ask him for $2000. Pick up the money fast — he won’t even have enough time to undress.”

So she agreed. Half an hour later, the boyfriend called back to ask how it went. “Terribly,” she said. “The bastard used coins!”

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