3 Nuns die in a car crash and as they have all dedicated their lives to God, their souls are immediately sent up to heaven, where they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Sisters, I know you are all devout followers of Christ, but unfortunately we have protocol to follow up in here in heaven, and I must first ask each of you a simple question before I can let you enter.”
The sisters are somewhat surprised, a little nervous, but agree to answer St. Peter’s questions.
“Sister Anne,” he says, “who was the first man on earth?”
Sister Anne says “Oh that’s an easy one, Adam!”
-GONG- The gates of heaven open up, and Sister Anne walks through.
“Sister Mary: who was the first woman on earth?”
Relieved, Sister Mary exclaims “Eve!”
-GONG- The gates open again, and Sister Mary enters, leaving only Sister Theresa behind.
“Sister Theresa…what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?”
Sister Theresa pauses, the smile disappearing from her face. She realizes she can’t think of the answer, despite her best efforts. Scratching her head in confusion and panic, she admits, “That’s a really hard one.”
-GONG-
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