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Joke of the Day: Magic lamp

A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie.

“I’ll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much”

Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says “Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage.”

The genie says “Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2”

Next,the man says “I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my garage”

The genie says, “You now have 3 cars for your garage, your ex wife has 6″

The man gets a smile on his face as he says his last wish,” I want to be beaten half to death!”


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