A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh, you think that’s funny? Watch this.”

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she is giggling and has a smile on her face. He is getting really pissed.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she’s laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

“What’s so funny?” The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times.”

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A deaf couple in bed with the lights out are having trouble communicating to each other about whether or not they want to have sex. The husband has tried on a few nights, when the wife just isn’t in the mood.

The wife decides that they need to have a system, so that they will know, in the dark, whether sex is an option for that night.

The wife explains to the husband, “If you’re not in the mood for sex, squeeze my breasts once; if you’re in the mood, squeeze them twice.”

The husband agrees that this is a great idea, and suggests to her, “If you’re in the mood for sex, pull on my penis once. If you’re not in the mood for sex, pull on my penis 300 times.”

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