Joke of the Day: The Trucker

A trucker stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a burger, coffee and a slice of pecan pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker’s burger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down his pecan pie. The truck driver didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”

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