Month: July 2014

Blonde gets pulled over by a Blonde police officer and the officer asks for her driver license and registration. She hands the officer the registration but can’t seem to find her license.

She asks the cop what the license looks like, and the officer says that it has your picture on it. As she fumbles through her purse, her compact makeup opens and she sees her face in the mirror. She figures this has to be the license and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the case, looks at it for a few seconds, hands it back to the blonde and says, Why didn’t you just say you were a police officer?

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I was sent to prison and I said to my cell mate, “I won’t be in here long.”

He replied, “Well the judge did give you 6 years.”

“Yeah I know, but I think my wife will break me out, she’s never let me finish a fucking sentence before.”

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When i was in prison, all i could think about was my wife, and how i missed her.

An inch to the right and it would’ve been a headshot!

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A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a
cell with a huge evil looking guy.

The big guy says, “I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or
the wife?”

The accountant replies, “Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess
I’d rather be the husband.”

The big guy says, “Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife’s dick.”

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