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Joke of the Day: at the Restaurant

As the limousine stops, twenty beautiful models step out followed by this very well dressed man carrying a rooster. They enter the restaurant, and sit at the large reserved table. When the waiter arrives, the man orders: “I would like to start with some Beluga caviar for me and the ladies, and triple portion for the rooster. Then we will proceed to have lobster linguini, one portion each, and five plates for my rooster. Then we will have the finest fillet you have, and salads. The rooster will have seven plates of roast beef with potatoes. And bring us several bottles of your finest wine.”

As the dinner proceeds, the man reveals himself to be extremely amicable, and, by the end of the meal, the waiter finds the courage to ask the man for his story.

“I had always been very poor, and I would travel the world living on scraps. In one of my trips, you see, I found a lantern. As I was polishing it, a genie came out and told me that he would make three of my wishes come true. ‘I want to be the richest man on earth’, I said. ‘Consider it done’, replied the genie. And as you see, money is of no concern to me. ‘I want to be surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world’. ‘Done’ replied the genie. Again, as you can very well see it was as promised. ‘Then, since I will have all these beautiful women, I want an insatiable cock’. And there, there was a misunderstanding.”

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