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Joke of the Day: Pull Twice

“Honey, I know we’re both shy about all this sex stuff. That’s normal at the beginning of a marriage. So to make things easier, if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull my nipple twice. If you don’t want any, just pull it once. Deal?”

“Deal. And if you want to have sex with me, just pull my penis twice. And if you don’t want sex, just pull it 155 times.”

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