Once upon a time, there were three bears: Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear.
Papa Bear and Mama Bear were getting a divorce. The court had to decide who Baby Bear should live with.
The judge asked Baby Bear, “Do you want to live with Mama Bear?”
“OH NO!” exclaimed Baby Bear. “Mama Bear beats me very badly.”
The judge, obviously surprised, responds, “Well, then, would you like to go and live with Papa Bear?”
“OH NO!” exclaimed Baby Bear again. “Papa Bear beats me even harder than Mama Bear.”
The judge then asks, “Baby Bear, who would you like to live with then?”
Baby Bear responds, “I want to go and live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anyone.”
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