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Joke of the Day: On a cold winter’s morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

“Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back:

“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

“Computer is really screwed up now.”

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