Sandra, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.
Her boss is annoyed and asks, “Now, Sandra, why do you think you deserve a raise?”
Sandra: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.’
Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’
Sandra: ‘Your husband said so.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Sandra: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’
Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’
Sandra: ‘Your husband did.’
Wife: ‘Oh.’
Sandra: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..’
The wife is obviously upset: ‘Did my husband say that ?’
Sandra: ‘No, Señora, the gardener did.’
Wife: ‘So, how much do you want?’
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