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Joke of the Day: Construction Job

Dugly was construction worker who was working on the 5th floor of a building. He needed a handsaw. So, he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him.

So, Dugly tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. Dugly was so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”. The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!

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