Joke of the Day: Breakfast
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Joke of the Day: Breakfast

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

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Joke of the Day: Turner Brown
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Joke of the Day: Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy gets off work and walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”

In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? ”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “oh thank God, I thought you said turn around.”

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