An Irishman is drinking whiskey at a bar. It’s closing time, and he’s pretty drunk. He gets up to leave and…boom! Falls over and smacks into the floor. He tries to get up again, but only succeeds in losing his balance and falling back down. He thinks to himself “wow I’m more drunk than I thought, maybe if I could just get some fresh air and sober up a little”.
So he crawls his way to the door, throws it open, and crawls outside. He tries to get up again, no luck. “Ok, it’s not too far, I’ll just crawl home and sleep it off”. So the Irishman crawls all the way home and passes out on his couch. The next morning he wakes up to his wife yelling at him “god damnet Seamus, the bar just called, you left your wheelchair there again!”
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