A couple going through a divorce are fighting over who gets to keep the child.
‘The child isn’t even yours,’ says the mother, ‘I was cheating on you!’ The father replies, ‘It’s not YOURS either!’
Confused, the mother asks ‘how?’ The father replied: ‘After the birth, at the hospital, you told me the kid had pooped himself, and asked me to change him.’
‘And?’ said the mother.
‘And I did!’
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