If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
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