Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthday together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the oldest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more.
The rest of them waited for Fred to come back, but after a couple of days they started getting frustrated. The youngest one said, “Poor Fred. Ever since he turned 40 years old he is really getting slow.”
A voice from behind the door said, “If you’re gonna start saying bad things about me behind my back, I’m not even going.”
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