Rabbi asks a Catholic Priest how do confessions work.
The Catholic priest offers him to come on over and stay with him for a session and see how it works himself.
The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confession room. In a few minutes a man comes in and says “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”
Catholic Priest says, “What did you do?”
Man says, “I committed adultery.”
Priest says: “How many times?”
Man: “Three times.”
Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the box, and sin no more.”
A few minutes later a man enters the confession room. He says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”
Priest says, “What did you do?”
Man says, “I committed adultery.”
Priest asks, “How many times?”
Man reply’s, “Three times.”
Priest says, “Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the box, and sin no more.”
The Priest then asks the Rabbi a favor, if he can cover for him while he takes a piss. The Rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it.
A man comes in shortly and says “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”
Rabbi says, “What did you do?”
Man reply’s, “I committed adultery.”
Rabbi asks, “How many times?”
Man says “Twice.”
Rabbi thinks for a second and says, “We got 3 for $5 special going, so do it one more time and come back.”
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