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Joke of the Day: Teacher’s Challenge

On Friday, an elementary school teacher poses her students a challenge: “If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don’t have to come to school on Monday: ‘We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'”

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says “Franklin Delano Roosevelt”.

“Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off” the teacher replies.

“I’m Vietnamese, we value education I’ll be here Monday”.

“Ok” says the teacher “Lets try another one: ‘Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.'”

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

“Abraham Lincoln”

“Correct Susie.” the teacher asserts “Enjoy your day off”

Susie says “Oh no ma’am. I’m Chinese, we also value education I’ll be here early on Monday morning”.

“Fucking immigrants!” a voice says from the back.

“Who said that?!” the teacher snaps.

“Donald Trump…” says little Johnny “…I’ll see ya Tuesday”


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