Okay, so let me tell you about the idiots I work with. First off, there’s this girl that always follows me around like a puppy. Which isn’t so bad because she’s pretty hot, but man is she dumb. Like, really fucking dumb. She has convinced herself she’s going to be a professional model one day and… well I don’t see it happening. Needless to say, she’s pretty useless at the office.
On the flipside, this other girl couldn’t be more opposite. She’s fugly. Like, hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down straight-up displeasing. And she has horrible taste too, so it’s not like she even really tries. She’s pretty smart though, and I hate to admit it but we would probably go under if she stopped showing up to work. She’s valuable, but damn do I cringe nearly every time I have to talk to her.
And then there’s this last guy… the stoner. The idiot bakes before work, after work, I’m pretty sure even during work. And to make it worse he brings his dog in with him so we have this bigass Great Dane running around all over the place stoned from the second-hand smoke
Anyway, I drive these fuckers around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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