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Joke of the Day: Widow

Betty was a 93 year-old woman widow who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Sam. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Sam’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a burden to someone, the widow called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

“On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”

Later that night, Betty was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.


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