A man, about to crawl into bed with his wife for the night, looks out his window to see 3 men robbing his shed. So, he calls the police. “Hello, I see three men stealing from my shed, can you please send someone down here?” The operator replies, “I’m sorry sir, but there’s no units available in your area. It will take 30 minutes for someone to get to you.” The man thinks this is odd, but hangs up.
A minute later he calls back and says, “Ok, you can take your time now, because I’ve shot them all.” Within 6 minutes police cruisers arrive on-scene and catch the 3 robbers red-handed. A police officer walks up to the man and says, “I thought you said you’d shot them all?” The man replies, “I thought you said there were no units available in the area?”
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