in Joke of the Day

Breakfast

A wife was making breakfast for her husband when he ran into the kitchen with an alarmed expression.

“TURN ‘EM EGGS!! TURN’EM BEFORE THEY BURN!!!”.

“GOOD LORD, WE ARE GOING TO NEED MORE BUTTER FOR BREAKFAST!!! GET IT! GET IT!!! DAMN THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!!”

The wife looked at him with a puzzled expression and continued.

“HOLY SHIT! NOT SO MUCH SALT AND PEPPER!!! JUST A BIT!! YOU WILL RUIN THEM!!!”

The wife turned around and shouted, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“Nothing”, replied the husband in a calm and even tone. “Just wanted to give you an idea of what it’s like when I am driving with you by my side.”

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