Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.

Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have to worry about being eaten all the time.”

As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted!”

And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.

Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.

As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.

It took a while, but eventually Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it’d be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.

With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian’s home.

As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “Kristian, it’s me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again.”

Kristian replied, “No way! You’re a shark now and you’ll just eat me. I’m not being tricked into being your dinner.”

Justin shouted back “No, I’m not a shark any more. That was the old me. I’ve changed…

I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again Kristian.”

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts.

However, the atheist’s had a good life. An excellent, well-paid job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious man’s job was stressful and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day, and his kids were obnoxious, and non loving.

So one day, while deep into his regular prayer, he looked towards heaven and asked, “Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn’t even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?”

A great voice bellowed out from above, “BECAUSE HE DOESN’T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!”

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Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Jewish Judge faced the opposing lawyers.

“So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

” You, attorney John, gave me $ 50,000 and you, attorney Sam, gave me $ 60,000.”

The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 10,000, He handed it to attorney Sam and said…

“Now that I’m returning $ 10,000, we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.

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A police officer pulls over an elderly couple

He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.

The wife, hard of hearing, asks “what?! What did he say to you?”

The husband replies “he wants my license!”

The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.

The wife yells “what?! What did he say to you?”

The husband yells back “he says I was speeding!”

As the officer looks at the license he notices they’re from Ohio “you know, I used to live in Ohio. Worst place ever. I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldn’t cook worth shit, constantly belittled me, and the sex was just awful.”

The old lady once again yells “what?! What did he say to you?”

The husband yells back “he said you two used to date!”

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