in Joke of the Day

Ship wrecked with dog and goat

A man is ship wrecked on an island with a dog and a goat. Several months go by and he’s horny as ever and decides he needs some action from someone or something. So the goats not looking half bad. But whenever he tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous and snaps and growls at him until he backs off.

So some time goes by and eventually another ship wrecks on the island, this time carrying a beautiful blonde with flawless skin, a gorgeous face, double D’s and a perfect booty.

The man can’t believe it. He looks to the heavens and says “thank you, God! You have answered my prayers, thank you, thank you!”

The man looks to the woman and says “would you mind taking this dog for a walk?”

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