Two Irish men Conor and Liam are walking to Dublin. They are two Irish farm hands going to Dublin on their day off.
Conor falls and twists his ankle and says ‘Aye, Liam. I can’t go much farther. I’ll just nip into this bar off the road and you can get me on yer way back.’
Liam says, ‘alright, Conor.’
Conor hobbles into a pub on the corner and sits down to a pint. About 15 minutes later, Liam comes back in a fancy BMW. Conor exclaims, ‘Aye, Liam, where’d ya get the car? You didn’t nip it away, did ye?’ Liam hops out and says, ‘no, Conor. The strangest thing happened on me way to Dublin. I was walking along when a wee Bonnie lass rolls up to me in her car. She says to me, ‘oh, Irish farm boy, do you need a ride?’ I thinks to meself, ‘alright.’ But this lass starts driving off crazy. Right into the middle of this farmers field. Then, she gets out and starts taking all her clothes off. Till she was naked as the day she was born. And she says to me, low and sweet, ‘oh, Irish farm boy, you can have anything you want.’
‘So I took the car.’
Conor says, ‘Aye, Liam, ya made the right choice. Those clothes would’ve done nothing for ya.’
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