Englishman: “That your dog?” Welshman: “Yep.” Englishman: “Mind if I speak to him?” Welshman: “Dog dont talk But.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ all right.” Welshman: (Look of shock!) Englishman: “Is this Welshman your owner?” (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: “Yep.”
Englishman: “How’s he treating you?” Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.” Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: “Mind if I talk to your horse?” Welshman: “Horse dont talk but.” Englishman: “Hey horse, how’s it going?” Horse: “Cool.” Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: “Yep.” Englishman: “How’s he treating you?” Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.”
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Welshman: “No way , that damn sheep is a liar!”
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