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Greg and Sherry

Greg and Sherry met on a singles cruise and Greg fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Greg was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Greg had taken Sherry to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Greg became convinced that Sherry was indeed his soul mate and true love.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Greg took Sherry to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Greg said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”

Sherry paused, then responded, “Greg, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”

Greg paused for a while then said, “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

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