Their was a goat farmer named Dugly and his wife and one day the wife went to feed the goats.
Unfortunately for her the male goat was particularly aggressive that day and mauled her to death.
During her funeral the farmer’s brother Jacob came from another town.
His brother Jacob was amazed how many people showed up to the funeral said “Dugly look how many people came to pay their respects to your wife. You and her must be beloved in the area.”
In tears Dugly says ” they are not here for the funeral they are here hoping to buy the goat”.
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