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Phil’s last will

Phil was on his deathbed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready Phil begins to speak:

“My son Jim, I want you to take the houses on South Street.”

“My daughter Heather, you take the apartments over in Mason Road.”

“My son Phil Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre.”

“Donna, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on Sunshine Avenue.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Phil’s wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, ” Ma’am, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property”..
“Property?”, his wife replies. “He had a window cleaning round.”


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