in Joke of the Day

Two men on the train

Two men are sitting on the train. One is very well educated and sophisticated and the other is a sad, simple minded alcoholic.

As the train journey is extremely long and there is nothing else to do, the well educated man decides to entertain himself by playing a game with the alcoholic.

The well educated man says “Let’s play a game! We’ll ask each other questions, when I ask you a question and you don’t know the answer, you have to give me a dollar. But when you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you one hundred dollars!” The simple minded man agrees to play.

“What’s the capital of Kuwait?”
“I don’t know… here’s a dollar”

“What is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”
“I don’t know… here’s a dollar”

“How many species of Dolphins are there?”
“I don’t know… here’s a dollar”

The simple minded man then gets to ask his question.
“Horns on its head and horns on its ass, what is it?”

The well educated man gets taken aback as he doesn’t know the answer. He gets frustrated and starts thinking, he spends the next several hours contemplating all the possibilities but he still can’t come up with anything.

“This is a stupid game anyway! Here’s the hundred dollars, I don’t care anymore! Just hurry up and tell me what the hell has horns on its head and horns on its ass”
“I don’t know… here’s a dollar”


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